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I'm shocked, shocked!! To paraphrase Claude Rains in Casablanca.

Human Rights Watch has unleashed a bombshell. Hold onto your boots.

Hamas is violating human rights in Gaza. OMG!! Who would have thunk it.

HRW has issued a report which says that since Israel's offensive, Hamas has murdered at least 34 individuals, on top of beatings, ripping of fingernails, and other assorted tortures, in the Gaza strip. (and if you're wondering, as usual, where capital punishment is illegal, in Israel, the number is 0).

Oh, and that "moderate" Fatah? They're doing it too.

Of course that is no surprise since Al Aqsa Martyr's Brigade, the militant wing of the so called moderate movement happily took credit for the axe wielding beheading of an Israeli teenage boy last week.

Moderate. Yup.